Lyrics

SINGLES

VOLUME 3

HOLIDAY HULLABALOO

I Can't Believe It's Fucking Christmas Time Again

We just got finished with Halloween

The leaves on the trees are all still green

But all the radio stations are playin

songs about reindeers and sleighin'

I can't believe it's fucking xmas time again

I can't believe it's fucking xmas time again

It's way too early for the season to begin

It's going to give me a nervous breakdown

santa claus can't be coming to town

there's no way this can't be right

I ain't ready for O Holy Night

I can't believe it's fucking xmas time again

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I can't believe it's fucking xmas time again

the little children are all tucked inside their beds

I have to decorate the fuckin tree

and buy presents for everyone but me

i can't go shopping the mall is scary

and what the hell is a sugar plum fairy?

I can't believe it's fucking xmas time again

Christmas is the time of year when i just wanna stay inside

I see that fat man with a beard

and it makes me wanna run and hide

i don't want to deck the  halls

or roast chestnuts by a fire

i don't want my kids to turn me into a red suit liar

I can't believe it's fucking xmas time again

it's just beginning but it feels like it never ends

I ain't tryin to act like a Grinch

But they'll take a mile if you give an inch

why won't anyone listen to reason

its too early for tis the season

I can't believe it's fucking xmas time again

Hell Ya! It's Christmas Time

Another day in Southeast Asia 

Sweating rain in December 

It’s really far to go

For me to see the snow  

Over here it's a thousand degrees

Ive never been to a church 

Only seen them on TV shows

I’ve never read The Bible 

Don’t know about disciples

Can u tell their stories to me?

I've never seen sleighs

Just monsoon days

Heaven please forgive us 

We've never prayed to Jesus

But hell ya! it's Christmas time!

Finally playing in the snow

Didn't think it would so cold

Like living in a freezer

A big refrigerator

Will it ever be warm again?

December 1979

My first Christmas time

All the malls are hopping

People broke from shopping

Do I need to buy you things?

I can finally say

Ive seen The Holidays

Heaven please forgive us

I still don't pray to Jesus

But hell ya! It's Christmas time!

Very Scary  Merry Christmas

I don’t know but I’ve been told this man is not to fear     

He creeps inside and tries to hide to bring you christmas cheer

Creatures who build his gadgets are unnatural volunteers

The beasts who pull his sleigh at night are something more than deer

We’ll have a very scary  merry Christmas

We’ll have a very scary  merry Christmas

We’ll have a very scary  merry Christmas

But this I know

When I hear the footsteps on my roof I want this all to go and disappear

Hooves are cracking, lips a smacking, offerings we bear

To this man with red hot cheeks we who comes for reasons we don’t dare

To guess because we know his belly has got some room to spare

Why do we invite this old man to break into our house it’s not something we should revere

We’ll have a very scary  merry Christmas

We’ll have a very scary  merry Christmas

We’ll have a very scary  merry Christmas

But when I hear

His shrieks of Ho Ho Ho I do despair

Why does he work in isolation?

How do his minions toil and fro?

How can sort and choose his victims?

Because my dear he looks deep down in to the depths of all our souls

Snow is falling pressures rising it’s that time of year

Carol singing, business ringing, parents grunt and swear

Kids are beaming, markets screaming for those shelves to clear

All of this distraction hiding that we’ve let this mad man turn our judgment to impaired

We’ll have a very scary  merry Christmas

We’ll have a very scary  merry Christmas

We’ll have a very scary  merry Christmas

And this I pray

That I see the light of day

We’ll have a very scary  merry Christmas

We’ll have a very scary  merry Christmas

We’ll have a very scary  merry Christmas

And this I swear

I’ll be here with this milk and cookies ready to deposit in his rear

Pink Xmas Tree

Pink Christmas Tree I love you 'cause you're so classy

VOLUME 2

Lost

Sedated by the television

Starin' at the screen and wishin'

that i'll never see you again

toilets here are over flowin'

sun is gray and nothin's growin'

'cept for plants in closets in tin

and i'm lost in this crowd

because I followed you

I'm lost in this town

and everybody knows what everybody's talkin about

Clothes are rippin at the stitches 

hippies hangin out with witches

but I couldn't handle that trip

Eyes are burnin, whiskey's pourin'

responsibility ignorin

much to say but i'll bite my lip

and i'm lost in this crowd

because I followed you

I'm lost in this town

and everybody knows what everybody's talkin about

Ready To Launch

I’ve been charting courses ‘round these bodies

I’ve been probing all these toxic copies

I’ve been crashing making all these follies 

But now I know that you’re my destiny

Can’t you see that we are wasting time here

It’s all very clear  

I’m ready to launch this thing

Cause I got nothing else to show

I know you’d rather go slow

We’ve got a million reasons to say no

But I’m on board and you’ve unpacked your brave face, the countdowns a go

Suit up, no time to worry ‘bout protocol

All these people always saying that they know it all

But you and I have been through all the reasons all the season

And we are ready for blast off, the countdowns a go

I’ve been measuring the forces pulling us

I’ve been working all intricate calculus  

I’ve believe I’ve found a primary stimulus

And I know the time’s upon us

Can’t you see that we are wasting away here

It’s all very clear 

Engine engaged it’s time to close the page

Touchdown or disaster is that our fate?

We’ll watch the gage and monitor the phase

Hand in hand we’ll roll and manage to evade

All this debris is gonna be our holiday

Beyond the reach is how we’re gonna stay

Set Me Free

Deadlines 

No time

But I’m feelin fine

What’s new?

No clue

I’m in tune

All I need is a simple runway 

Feels like I’m drowning these days  

Tired of doing the daily masquerade 

Can u?

Can't do

I’m not here for u

I just got  my own damn runway 

Run along and stay out of my way 

Tired of all the daily masquerade 

Taking off from my own runway

Run along and go your own way 

Tired of  all the daily masquerade 

Set me free

I'm gonna set me free

Set me free

I'm gonna set me free

Leave me the hell alone 

Taking off from my own runway

Run along and go your own way 

Tired of all the daily masquerade 

Set me free

I’m gonna set me free

Set me free

I'm gonna set me free

Leave me the hell alone 

She's So Lame

She's So Lame

I can't remember her name

I wish I never came

to her house last night all right

She's such a drag

she nearly made me gag

I had to use the bag

on the flight last night all right

She's almost Olmos

She's such a square

she's shavin all her hair

she really doesn't care

she's out of sight every night all right

She's almost Olmos

Take From Me

Tell me when

Tell me where

Might b a long ride             

But I’ll get you there 

I know it’s late 

But it’s ok

It’s been a long time

Since we’ve had anything to say 

But take from me

Anything you need 

Give me all your pain

And things that make you go insane

And I’ll make you feel all right 

Take from me

R u ok?

Look kinda down

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen you hit the ground

I know it’s rough

Day after day

Just give it some time and things will go your way 

And take from me

Anything you need

Give me all your pain

And things that make you go insane

And I’ll make you feel all right 

Give me all your lottery picks

And your grocery list 

And I’ll get them right on time

And take from me

One Demon

One demon at a time is all I can fight

One demon I don't mind they're all such a delight

Noir

Street lights, rats, concrete and rain

Steam rises from the sewer drains

Long legs and hour glass frame

Walk through the door wearing a sundress and pain

Lights up, blows smoke and explains 

that her past has caught up and it’s about to inflame

The wealth that she’s bult and the life that she’s claimed

And she’s got nowhere to turn and  I’m in the game

Ruby lips, curvy hips, got me chasing down her mystery

Thick thighs, blushing eyes got me digging up her history

Southern flair, fire hair got me hunting her antiquity

6 inch heels, neck reveals and my mind drift to iniquity 

I’m 6 feet under from this dark noir

Seedy bars, leather faces catacombs of the city

Underground through the sounds of the metal and gritty

And all these people with a story to tell

But with cheap whiskey breath tell me to go straight to hell

Fists fly, crimson sprays now his mouth is a pity

Nose to nose, clenched teeth, now he’s singing a ditty

A telling yarn a bit alarmed I move on from this swell

This inquisition’s gonna end me but I’m under her spell

Shadows cover her a gun at my chest

She’s got tears in her eyes and regret in her breast

Flash bang and I’m down on the floor

Bleeding out last my breath cause I was chasing this whore

Tear It Down

All of this fucking chaos is driving me mad

and everything going on in the world right now is making me sad

Tear it all down go back to the start

rip out your soul and shatter your heart

do it now no matter the cost

it's the only way to get back what you lost

Every day that goes by we lose a little bit more

Reach for the shy but end up on the floor

The price we paid has taken its toll

we never really had it under control

we must destroy before we create

do it now before its too late

Tear it down

Tear it all down go back to the start

rip out your soul and shatter your heart

do it now no matter the cost

it's the only way to get back what you lost

Wonderland

I can’t stay here in wonderland

Feeling my life melt away

I can’t stay here in wonderland

Thinking this never goes away

But then these lights come back on again

And I feel nothing is the same

I’m free of the chains of gravity

And I can finally float away

I see you

Do you see me

I can’t stay here in wonderland

All these people gone astray

I can’t stay here in wonderland

Watching these walls close the way

Now I’m standing on ceiling again

Thinking about my heavy feet

Watching them dance and sing their refrain

Wishing I had drums to beat

I don’t know why

My Eyes can’t see my eyes

I can’t say here in wonderland

Trapped on this runaway train

I can’t say here in wonderland

Slowly going insane

I know that his will subside

I know that I’m still alive

I know that this isn’t goodbye to my mind

I can’t stay here in wonderland

I can’t stay here today

I can’t stay here in wonderland

I’ve got too much left to say

Chorus - All in

I can’t stay here in wonderland

I can’t stay here and fade 

I can’t stay here in wonderland

It’s time I left this stage

 Don’t  Need This Misery

Did u want to talk to me

About some things u might have seen?

Is something wrong in your mind?

Was it the way I worded things?

Was it something that made u think

That I was on drugs that day?

It’ just doesn't matter to me

Don’t have time for this misery 

Take a number and get in line 

Have u thought about the times 

When u ignored all the signs 

That things don’t make any sense?

How many times must I fight

I guess I don’t need to sleep at night 

I find it hard to forgive u

It just doesn't matter to me

Don’t have time for this misery 

Take a number and get in line 

I don’t have time 

I don’t have faith 

That things will b better for me 

I don’t have time 

I don’t have faith 

I don’t  need this misery

VOLUME 1

Nothing To Offer

I have nothing to offer

Well it's hard to believe there was no one who told me

there'd be no one to hold me

you bought and sold me honey

and if I leave there'll be no one to give you 

another chance

I won't forgive you honey

I have nothing to offer

Don't have a bed

don't have no money

don't have a shoulder

nothing to cry on honey

nothing to give 

I've got nothing to lend

never even had 

a fence to mend

I have nothing to offer

I'm Fine

I can’t get it together

You can’t accept that you’re wrong

We ain’t livin’ forever

So take what you see or move on

You don’t get to define me, I’m fine

You don’t get to deride me, I’m fine

I don’t care for your pedigree

I don’t need your alarm

I don’t live for your blessings

You seem to have lost all your charm

You don’t get to define me, I’m fine

You don’t get to deride me, I’m fine

I don’t need your permission, I’m fine

You know where to stick your opinions, I’m fine

You know where to stick your opinions, I’m fine

I’m gonna rule my kingdom

I’m gonna swim in the sky

I’m gonna take my income

And spend it on whisky and wine

You don’t get to define me, I’m fine

You don’t get to deride me, I’m fine

I don’t need your permission, I’m fine

You know where to stick your opinions, I’m fine

I Don't Need

I don’t need you to tell me why

I think I’m going insane

I don’t need you to tell me why

Nothing will be the same

I have to find a way 

To end this day

I don’t need you to criticize 

Decisions that I’ve made

I don’t need you to tell me that There’s a better way 

Just keep your distance 

I’ll be ok

Just have to find a way

To end this day eh eh eh eh

I don’t need you to shake your head

Cuz I don’t really care

I don’t need you to ruin my day

With your annoying stare

Just walk the other way 

I’ll be ok

I’m sure I’ll find the way

To end this day

What Do You Say?

What do you say to a girl

who feels the weight of this mixed up broken world 

When you don't begin to understand how she feels when she's unraveling

You could hold her tight

and let her cry in the safety of your arms

at least for a moment she might feel safe from any harm

what do you say to a boy

whos picking up the pieces of his shattered little world

when you don't begin to understand 

just how deep the darkness can expand

you remind him of all the reasons why he's better off then most, (Hell No)

You do your best to feel his his pain and you help him make a plan

what do you say to a child

who wouldn't even recognize hope 

could you describe it if you tried

or has it been to long for you to even know?

Old Weird Harold

Old Weird Harold was a goat of mine

He would walk to school with me sometimes

Them bullies would walk so close behind

but Old Weird Harold never paid no mind

He's old. He's Weird. He's Old. He's Old Weird Harold 

Old Weird Harold was a goat of mine. 

He drank my weed and smoked up all my wine

man that goat would party all the time

but Old Weird Harold always looked sublime

He's old. He's Weird. He's Old. He's Old Weird Harold 

Promise

Endless days endless nights

Endless darkness I can’t see the light 

Dark clouds howlin wind 

I can feel the storm loomin

But when I see your face

And feel your warm embrace 

I will keep my promise to you

Endless long winding road

Keep going and I know I’m alone 

I can’t see the end 

Don’t stop, I tell myself again

But when I see your face

And feel your warm embrace 

I will keep my promise to you

What to live for, what to die for 

The lines blurred I don’t know anymore 

Take my time count the score

What to live for 

Endless calls endless fights

I can’t take the sleepless nights 

I want out but I’m not done

Can imagine the end begun 

But when I see your face

And feel your warm embrace

I will keep my promise to you

What to live for, what to die for 

The lines blurred I don’t know anymore 

Take my time count the score

What to live for 

The Sharp End

I tried every day to fuel your fire

Tried Wood, tried paper, tried rubber tire

All the things I throw at you 

from throwing stars to shoes

couldn't satisfy your one desire

I grabbed the sharp end

Took a tip from a man lying in the street

he said you won't get far without your feet

He asked for a dollar that he knew I didn't have 

a trash can man with a front row seat

I grabbed the sharp end

I grabbed the sharp end it cut me to the bone

I grabbed the sharp end and now I'm all alone

I grabbed the sharp end I guess I couldn't see

grabbing the sharp end took the best parts out of me

I grabbed the sharp end it cut me to the core

I grabbed the sharp end and now I am no more

Boy Crazy Psycho Slut

Boy Crazy Psycho Slut

Everybody wants a piece

this is what you've come to be

Boy Crazy Psycho Slut

they've been calling her that shit for years

pointing to the evidence in her face getting washed away by her tears

Searching for her happiness, she don't like what she's not gonna find

they don't know what they don't know, they've been telling her she's out of her mind

Boy Crazy Psycho Slut tell me whatcha gonna do

Boy Crazy Psycho Slut nobody knows but you

Boy Crazy Psycho Slut this is what you've come to be

Boy Crazy Psycho Slut whatcha gonna make of me

Every time she's walking down the street

she's feeling like nothing but a piece of meat

take a bite and walk on young buck

cause ain't nothing you can do she's gonna give a fuck

if you see her stay out of her way

she don't want to have to put up with your shit today

you don't knw her and you don't choose

you don't get t decide if she's going to lose

if she's going to lose

Boy Crazy Psycho Slut tell me whatcha gonna do

Boy Crazy Psycho Slut nobody knows but you

Boy Crazy Psycho Slutthis is what you've come to be

Boy Crazy Psycho Slut whatcha gonna make of me

Boy Crazy Psycho Slut

they've been calling her that shit for years

pointing to the evidence in her face getting washed away by her tears

Searching for her happiness, she don't like what she's not gonna find

they don't know what they don't know, they've been telling her she's out of her mind

Boy Crazy Psycho Slut this is what you've come to be

Boy Crazy Psycho Slut everybody wants a piece